In the meantime I'm just looking at what's out there, what I can realistically afford, and discovering a few things I never knew about wedding dresses. For instance, posing in a wedding gown is evidently a dizzying experience that throws one's equilibrium off:
|Someone's been nipping from the bubbly. My guess is she's hiding it in those sleeves.|
|Whoops! Didn't notice that rug there. I hope no one saw that - but I do appear to have torn the back out of my gown...|
|Oh, dear...I need a cool washcloth and a chaise lounge, stat! Good thing I changed into my nightgown first...|
|Perhaps if I fan the skirt hard enough, my breasts will inflate and fill in the top. Also? I'm just really glad they took the glass out of that mirror.|
And thus begins my commentary on some of the ridiculousness - and danger - of online wedding dress shopping. Next time: Why you should always pee before you try on your gown.